What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Lose lips shimk ships.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Deuteronomy 17

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?